Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I had to cum in my sink.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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