i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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