thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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