Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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