butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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