question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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