Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
