stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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