He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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