thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dignity is for republicans.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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