There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
