Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
