found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my being single is dangerous.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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