The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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