i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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