It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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