so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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