Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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