i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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