I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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