if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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