I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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