i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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