Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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