I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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