This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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