evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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