After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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