i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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