Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I faked an abortion last night.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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