Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
