On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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