it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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