if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
wow bdsm is so cute
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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