therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Randomize
