im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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