K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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