There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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