Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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