Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
How does it feel to date your dad?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
