i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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