walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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