We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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