just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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