dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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