Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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