Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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