So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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