I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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