have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We got so high we made milksteak
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
PANTIES FOUND
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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