Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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